What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 11:49

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Kquorans, can you please write a story?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever